Town of Cecilton

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What a back-woods, redneck, inbreed town this is! Just driving through and you notice all the dilapidated and rundown buildings and houses. They did SOME nice things like putting in the Dollar store and Royal Farms, but after that forget it. And now that the town approved the "affordable housing" (AKA Section 8 government subsidized housing), it's only downhill from here. But hey, at least the Mayor got a new 2014 Chevrolet Tahoe out of the deal, so that was a nice bribe for him. And he is a realtor too! So after your property values drop and have to sell at a loss, he can help you sell it to someone to turn it into a meth lab! If you can put up with the lawlessness the numerous town's folks engage in on a daily basis - raising rabbits in their back yard, burn trash so the smoke blows onto your property and house, allowing their dogs to run loose through town, abandoned vehicles everywhere, kids running through town at night shooting up houses with BB guns, this is the place for you! If not, your best bet when you enter town is gun the accelerator and blow through the red light that changes at a drop of a hat - the sheriff NEVER runs patrols here and the ongoing drug problem in town is proof you will never see a cop on duty.