Deer Valley Links

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Course licks nuts. I tried to eat a sandwich and that old man burnt it. The carts run on mountain dew. Not to mention its hot as my butthole after eatin Mexican food. I was sweatin like a s l u t in church. And they ain't no outhouse so I pooped myself. The cart path is so rocky my butthole is tore apart from jumping up and down. I snapped my driver too. And that ticked me off so bad I broke my putter over my leg. I also almost got shot by some redneck behind hole 8. Not to mention the deer on hole 6's green that some guy left there. I love it 5 stars! and the first review got taken off to profanity son of a b I t c h