Fifth Third Bank

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CLOSED NOW - Opens at 9:00am

So you want to bank at 5th Turd? You want Don Coleman and his (b)lackey Monica Jackson to charge you those exorbitant fees as often as they feel is necessary to pay for the country club and the Bahamas beach house? Try complaining about it. They will just close your accounts. They practice usury and are guilty of a number of other unfriendly practices. Read the reports on the Federal Reserve website. This is an institution that is dedicated to taking their chunk of America's tax dollars and spreading it around the boardroom like pinochle cards. Your only recourse is to buy overpriced stock in their game. If you aren't prepared to do this, find a community owned and operated bank that will serve your needs in your community. Don't waste your time with these people. They are dedicated to making the rich richer and the working class poorer. If you aren't a six-figure depositor, you will actually lose money by depositing here. You don't have to believe me. Make a believer of yourself. Put some money in here and watch how fast it goes away with their fee structure designed to support the egregious habits of their big chairs.