Theater Cafe

Write a Review718-261-0014

OPEN NOW - Closes at 11:00pm

There are times when you make decisions that you regret, going to this place was one of those decisions...don't get me wrong, its not that I don't enjoy having my rear glued to the toilet seat all night long as my inards were ravaged by poor quality, ill-tasting, completely indigestable food. You would think that a person of my intelligence would know better than to actually SWALLOW "stuff" that tasted like that, but i had a moment of stupidity caused by extreme hunger...avoid this place like the plague, the aftermath is evil and indescribeable, trust me.