Bonita Bills

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OPEN NOW - Closes at 10:00pm

Bonita Bills is Olde Florida on-the-water fun. The beer is cold and sold by the glass or pitcher, nobody whines but their Chardonnay is cheap. It is loud if you want loud or quiet if you walk down to the other end of the bar near the boats. There is a great party room to rent. The dance floor is never empty and everyone wants to be your friend. Delicious hot dogs, onion rings and cheeseburgers ordered from the bar and delivered to your table.
Their most famous patron, "Scary" (Don was his real name) just passed away in his mid-80's. He was more famous than Hemmingway !!! Legend has it that if you go up to the bar and say "I'm a friend of Scary" then you'll get a buck off your next pitcher of beer. Every Saturday @ 3:30pm on the dot everyone starts singing "Who the hell is Alice ?" with hit-maker Peppermint Patty. Crazy scary great place.