Atty Allen L Hahn

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I read somewhere once that El "Allen" Hahn was a true diamond in the rough. Well, that statement is true. His bathroom is super nice too!

I think El "Allen" is probably the world's greatest attorney. He showed up to court wearing a shiny silver suit with patent leather silver shoes. So damned classy! He seemed to glide across the courtroom floor, dazzling jurists and spectators alike. What a spectacle of a man he is. After we won our case, El "Allen" took me out to a steak dinner, ON HIM! I've never felt safer in a man's arms.

I think El "Allen" is probably the world's greatest attorney. He showed up to court wearing a shiny silver suit with patent leather silver shoes. So damned classy! He seemed to glide across the courtroom floor, dazzling jurists and spectators alike. What a spectacle of a man he is. After we won our case, El "Allen" took me out to a steak dinner, ON HIM! I've never felt safer in a man's arms.