Long Beach Diner

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CLOSED NOW - Opens at 6:00am

If you want garbage you wouldn't feed to your dog, this is the place to go. From the grizzle-filled meat patties to the slime that is served to replace costly butter, you can depend on the Long Beach Diner to save money when serving you. Lord knows why anyone would spend more than 15 cents on a meal they charge you $12 for. This is the low of the lows. Clean, nice service, but after trying to stuff down a tuna sandwich laced with 70% corn starch filler, I give up!

I must admit that I am not fond of diner food generally. Most of it tastes pre-made, canned or frozen and re-heated to me. This diner certainly fits that description. Unfortunately, they dont even give you a decent BLT. That is something that should be a no brainer - fresh bread, lettuce, tomato and bacon but the serve wilty lettuce, wintry tomatoes and burned bacon. The female owner needs to work on her people skills - she is cold and unfriendly.