Mama Chan's Chinese Take-Out

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Nasty, disgusting, worst Chinese place in Portsmouth do not I repeat do not go there

The WORST Chinese I have EVER had. Even the inside of the restaurant has a peculiar smell; it doesn't smell like a Chinese restaurant AT ALL.



The menu is very limited; I actually wanted a sesame chicken and pork fried rice combo; but they didn't have sesame chicken.



So, I figured I couldn't go wrong with chicken wings and pork fried rice. They didn't have "pork fried rice" either, but told me that I could pay extra to have pork added. I went ahead and did that.



I carried the food to my car, and brought it to work with me. The food STUNK. I had to roll the windows down, because I was going to puke. As soon as I got the food to work, I open up the carton. Mind you, all I had was about $8 cash that day, and it ALL went to that food. So, I was going to try it.



Except, that I found it impossible. The pork was not the typical pork that you see in fried rice - red from marinade with that nice sweet smell. It looked like diced porkchops. I was able to get the rice on a spoon, about an inch away from my mouth - and then I had to put it down. I picked up a chicken wing; was able to get it on my toungue, and then I started gagging.



I then got up, when to the kitchen, and threw the whole meal away. I spent my last eight bucks on this meal, and had to starve the rest of the day.



Believe me when I tell you this; I could more easily put a piece of my own fecal matter in my mouth than food from Mama Chan's.



If you work at or near the shipyard, and you need some Chinese; go to China Moon. China Moon isn't greatest, but it's far from bad. Fortune China is pretty bad, but at least you can eat since you paid for it. Mama Chan's? NO!

worst Chinese food I have ever had